Saturday, September 04, 2004
This is the first of a sieres of uncle Bills T.O.M.S. [ thoughts, opinions, memories, stuff
warring ! this could get very boring . none of the following is ment to hurt any one in any way. all rights reserved. I will not be responseable for any mispelled words or any facts that have faded over the years. This is for entertainment only. Not for over edjacated or spell checkers. Like all of you , I have made mistakes, and this may be one of them.
Thinking to have some fun one day, I sat at my computer.
hey Pius, where have you heard that line befor?
It came from a well known author and story teller, Lowell " Okie" Whitmire. That was way back in the sixth grade. I think it was pleasurized from an English book .
to get on with this nonsence, I was just thinking of a time when we were youg, we were play ing hide and seek with some kids at our house. As I remmeber , Jim Dever ran to hide under the bed and while sliding under the beb he hit the chamber pot , which hadnot been dumped from the night befor. Needless to say, the game of hide and seek came to sudden halt. As I remmber We had a good laugh at his expense.
there was an other time when Delmar had a new bike, and cme speeding down the road to our driveway and hit the gravel drivway and continued through the hedge. When we first moved to the ranch we had some city sliker friends come to visit and we locked him in the chicken house. I think his name was albert Beltromi. Then ther was the time Pius was into collcting bird eggs. A the time ther were still some Orials around. The Orial makes its nest like a scrodum hanging.. from a branch. There was ablack walnut tree next to the out house, which was next to the garage,between the chicken pen. This nest was swing in the breeze like any scrodum type nest would, and Pius spotted it and had to make an attempt to rob it. The limb was a little weak and needless to say as he got close the nest the limb broke and Pius came down with athump and knocked him self out. He staggered around a while saying goofy things. until mom decided he might be hurt, so he laid on the bed with a cold rag on his head. that might be the reason he is the way he is to this day.
that will have to do for this time, but continue to check in ,,bcause I mwy come up with some other story that might invole one of you.
UNCLE BILL
