Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Swissriegel apologizes for old timers' dementia
I think the old man has finally lost it, he is after all going to be 73 at the end of the month. But to transgress from corn-pone humor, storytelling and reminiscing into offering olfactory hygiene tips worries even me. But what is even more troubling is the mystery surrounding all those restaurant napkin "Picasso's". I know for a fact that he used ketchup for red and mustard for yellow, but I am starting to wonder what non-acrylic substance he has been using for all the browns and greens on those napkin based rural scenes all these years. Hey Mom, please tell the old man the wonderful powers of Kleenex.
Troubled in Turlock,
Cousin Bill
