Scheuber International News

Yes, the STOOL party was a big success. I must say
that I had my doubts when John came up with this idea
three years ago as we were going through our MOVING
EXPERIENCE. Now most people are not into collecting
STOOLS, but it can be a rewarding and useful hobby.
Whoever thought it could be an inspiration for a
party? From the onset of this brainstorm, John and I
predicted that Brother Leo would design a golf STOOL
and would surely be a winner. The picture of his
STOOL demonstrates his love for the game and his
endless creativity. Way to go Leo!!!

Fran was absolutely correct with her comments about a super Stool Party hosted by John and Marge. This was a first of its kind and I'm sure won't be the last. If any of you younger folks out there in Scheuber Land want to have a fun evening, contact Uncle John and Auntie Marge for the details. I'm sure they will share.

The attached pictures will give you an idea of what one can expect at a Stool Party. I'm proud to say that this stool won the MVS Award (Most Versatile Stool).

I started with the toilet seat cribbage board that I happen to have hanging on my bathroom wall. From there the stool grew into what one does after playing 18 holes of golf. My study shows that 75% of golfers head for the men's room (the reason for the relief facility.) Usually a beer is had while most golfers talk about the "if's" (if I would have made those three putts and "if" I didn't hit the ball out of bounds and three in the water, I would have broken 100.) Many golfers play in the morning and then spend the afternoon sitting around the card table......the reason for the cribbage board. The PPG (Portable Putting Green) is a very important item, particularly if you are in tournament play and there is a possibility of a sudden death playoff.

Usually there is very little time to get in any practice if you also need to use the restroom. This attachment to the stool makes it possible to do those two things at once. The stool also provides reading material......the latest issue of Golf Magazine. Enough already!!!!!!

Before closing I want to recognize Uncle PJ for his prize winning stool. Two awards yet!!!! The MUS Award (Most Unique Stool) and the MAS Award (Most Acronymious Stool). He used the letters in each of the names of his brothers and sister to describe various items attached to his stool. Very clever. Now that I've given away all the secrets of a Stool Party, I suppose I'll be known as a Stool Pigeon.

UL

Here we go again! Lauren played her third game of the new season this afternoon, this time against her teammate and buddy from last year, Tatianna. Here they are going at it. Lauren's team felt what it's like to play against this little superstar, they lost 4-0.

Geoff

I heard a bit about this ritual. Funny, down here in Long Beach, we pick up the dog poo BEFORE the party.

Geoff

McKenzee sports the latest in end of summer bikini fashions.

"All the babes are wearing them!"

Uncle Geoff

Email your picture to me and I'll put it up in your message. (they don't seem to come across when we email them directly to the site).

Can't wait to see the photo...and I'm glad you found us, long lost cousins! Hey there's worse ways to spend a Saturday night. I better write some more stuff so you have plans for next weekend!


Geoff

Geoffrey.Scheuber@xerox.com

Sandi reminded me last night that today would have
been Grandpa Scheuber's 105th birthday. Wherever you
are Granpa Scheuber we are thinking about you and
remembering all the great times out at the ranch.

Ole